Forms (#10)

Preamble to Limerick for Judy

1. Judy did a consumer DNA test and was really hoping to learn that she has Neanderthal ancestry.
2. Judy wrote a book about body hair.
3. Judy is wild about Louis.
4. Judy and Louis have wild sex. (I’m sure she wouldn’t mind me telling you this. In fact, some of their sexcapades will be included in her next book.)
5. Judy is an anglophone. Louis is a francophone.

There once roamed a Neanderthal named Judy,

Whose occipital bun conferred rank of patootie.

In body hair she revelled

And was often dishevelled 

From rolls in the cave with Cro-Magnon Louis.