There was a recent story in a British tabloid about an assistant to the Housing Minister who, when government business was slow, made bookings for her sex-for-cash sideline. The tabloid reportage didn’t focus on that. Instead, it laid bare a shocking truth about the Minister: he eats the same thing for lunch every day.
Don't leave us hanging . . . what does he eat??
ReplyDeleteChicken Caesar and bacon baguette, superfruit pot and the vitamin volcano smoothie (from a shop called Pret).
DeleteAh, getting to the heart of the matter! I guess the sex-for-cash sideline was too expected?
ReplyDeleteThat is truly a scandal!
ReplyDeleteHa!
ReplyDelete