To “recoup” the accommodation costs associated with my brother’s wedding, I took full advantage of the open bar. I guzzled what I hoped were pricey hipster cocktails from the time the open bar actually opened at 6 p.m. to shortly after midnight. This was in stark contrast to one less vengeful guest, who stuck to Bud Light.
I literally laughed out loud. Good for you.
ReplyDeleteMmmmmm...pricey hipster cocktails!
ReplyDeleteI hope the hipster cocktails resulted in you taking the mic and singing for your brother and his bride!
ReplyDeleteThe best revenge.
ReplyDeleteLOL (and ditto) Sabine!
ReplyDeleteHaha, good for you. I hope you fortified yourself with protein (non-animal-based of course) beforehand.
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