I’ve been trying to devise a juicy lie to explain why my blogging performance rates an F- this month*. The truth is, I’ve indulged in a 27-day bout of serial sexual conquests that have also mostly rated an F-**, but I can’t go into any details because I’ve hit the 56-word limit. Sorry Susan.
** Except for that A++ 12-hour erotic marathon with Mr. 12" Johnson.
I feel like this warrants a podcast.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm pretty sure this is a secret disguised as a lie.
DeleteGo Helen.
DeleteBwahahahaha
ReplyDeleteI really hope it's a secret disguised as a lie.
ReplyDeleteYes, what everyone above already said!
ReplyDeleteIf this were a Facebook post I would simply like it because I wouldn't know what to say that has not already been said.
ReplyDeleteOh, no, not 12"! Ever hear the phrase "too much of a good thing"?
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