When we were 12 years old I and my two best friends at the time pooled our newspaper delivery earnings and ordered a Mark Eden Bust Developer*. It was sent to my house in a plain brown wrapper, which should have raised parental suspicions immediately. The device died from overexertion during our first bust development meeting.
*None of us would have had a chequing account or credit card, so we must have defied Canada Post’s dire warnings and sent cash through the mail.
LOL I believe every word of this. I remember other bust development products from before your time. I wonder if similar rip-offs are still being hawked today.
ReplyDeleteI seriously needed one of those at age 12 too.
ReplyDeleteDid the instruction include a special chant?
ReplyDeleteI secretly wanted one of the those.
ReplyDeleteI read this very fast and thought it said "oversexation."
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