My passion for chocolate is waning. This passion has been an integral part of my identify since I was old enough to start ingesting solids, and on special occasions it’s inevitable that some well-adjusted person who has never had a passion dessert* them will present me with a cocoa bean-based gift. Bah, chocolate humbugs.
*Mispelling** intended.
**Misspelling unintended.
I do hope I remember this should I have occasion to offer you a gift. But you could be lying.
ReplyDelete"Dessert." I bow to your mastery.
ReplyDeleteChocolate humbugs! Humbug always makes me think about "The Phantom Tollbooth," which is probably more than anyone should know about me.
ReplyDeleteIs it because you no longer have a coworker happy to take half your chocolate off your hands?
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